Of Tight Rations and Titrations

Guernsey McPearson

 

Everybody is blaming it on the credit squeeze but I think it has more to do with the parlous state of our pipeline. Either way the number of initiatives seems to be burgeoning at Pannostrum. The other day I was sent to attend a ROAD (Reviving Old Abandoned Developments) meeting with Harvey Puffer. Our remit was to scan through old asthma projects to see if there was anything worth reviving.

 

We stated with the usual pleasantries. “Great news about Sir Lancelot, Guernsey,” opined Harvey. He was referring to the news announced only the day before that Sir Lancelot had been elected to the Ancient and Royal Society of Engineers and Scientists.

 

“How acronymically apt,” I said, “Time to cash in all our Pannostrum options.”

 

“How so?” said Harvey.

 

“Well, the last prominent captain of industry they elected was Stu the Screw, from the Bank of Avalon”, (I was referring to Sir Stuart Tightwad, former chairman of that profligate institution), “and haven’t they just had to be bailed out by the government to the tune of zillions?”

 

Harvey looked worried. “Surely something like that couldn’t happen to us?”

 

“Cheer up, Harvey” I said, “at least we are one of the few enterprises in this country that actually produces things and it’s nice to know that Sir Lancelot’s pension will be safe. Now to business, I think that the old Harmattan project might be worth looking at.”

 

“You can’t be serious, Guernsey? That project was stopped because of tolerability problems. There was a definite increase in headaches, sore throats and even a suggestion of some problems with incontinence.”

 

“Yes. But these came from one very large study, PHAT” (I was referring to the Placebo-controlled Harmattan in Asthma Trial), “which had a design flaw.”

 

Harvey was shocked. “PHAT had a design flaw! Guernsey, the trial was conceived, promoted and led throughout by Professor Alan Veola. You couldn’t have had more expertise involved. We had 3000 patients followed intensively over one year. A feature of the trial was also that they attended frequent clinic visits to measure lung responsiveness using methacholine challenges. The results were published in the Journal of Appalachian Medicine,” Harvey continued, a tone of awe in his voice. ‘I was a co-author,’ he added.

 

“Quite,” I said, “repeated methacholine challenges. What are the side-effects of methacholine?”

 

Whenever you ask Harvey anything like that it’s like pressing a button.  A look of beatific happiness comes over his face and in a trance he rattles off the answers just as if he had turned up for a medical viva. “Headache, itching, lightheadedness, throat irritation. Stress incontinence can be precipitated.......Oh. I see what you mean...but that’s not possible. You see this was a controlled trial”, he added, “you must make the head to head comparison. These side effects were much more common in the Harmattan group.”

 

“It involved titration, Harvey

 

Harvey looked baffled. “No. The doses were fixed. You are quite wrong about that.”

 

“Not the treatments, Harvey, the methacholine. It involved titration, since you establish the concentration of methacholine that produces a 20% drop in FEV1 (forced expiratory volume in one second). How did Harmattan do in terms of efficacy?”

 

“Oh the efficacy was brilliant. It was better in anything you measured. Why the PC20, for example was about 16 times what it was for placebo.”

 

“So this means that the patients on the Harmattan arm were actually getting much more methacholine.”

 

“Of course”, said Harvey, as if talking to some particularly obtuse junior doctor. “That’s how the thing works. I thought you were supposed to know all about asthma trials.”

 

“So how do we know that when we see an excess of headaches in the treatment group this is not the effect of methacholine rather than the effect of Harmattan?”

 

Harvey looked taken aback.

 

“Has the penny dropped I said? Perhaps it’s just the stress incontinence.”

 

“I’ll have to think about that one. He said. I’ll get back to you.”

 

He was as good as his word. Some days later, I came across him in the corridor.

 

“I consulted an expert on that PHAT study question’, he said. ‘Your theory was interesting but wrong.”

 

“Oh. How so?”

 

“Well, it turns out that methacholine challenges are always done that way. Yes, you can take it to the bank that the PHAT results were not misleading.”

 

“Would that bank be the Bank of Avalon?” I asked.

 

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